wow. after a full minute of this sheer amazing-ness, i had to literally pick my jaw up off the floor. to me, the most offensive part of this madness is not the fact that they are literally using the word “titty” to market a product, but that they are peddling this crap for a full fifteen dollars. that is two (maybe three!) taco bell meals. how offensive. if you find yourself in need of this product, please contact me, because for the low price of two dollars i will duct tape one of my old beanie babies to your seatbelt and call it a day.
this amazing video was brought to my attention by @cwrite101, whose amazing blog you can visit here.